Voices Behind Shrek The Third Characters Text

When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king. Princess Fiona, however, rallies a band of […]


Van Halen will reunite to record album

Van Halen Recording First Album Since Clinton Administration The news that Van Halen is recording its first studio album in twelve years with original lead singer David Lee Roth may have fans wanting to, well, jump. It has certainly been a long wait since 1998’s “Van Halen III.” Speculation of a recorded reunion has been […]


Real movie stars, fake names

Elizabeth Banks: Real Movie Star, Fake Name Elizabeth Banks is quickly becoming known as one of the most versatile actresses in Hollywood. She gained fame in comedies like “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and “Role Models,” along with a recurring role on “30 Rock” last season. But she has also showed her dramatic range in films like […]


Betty White Was Funny, Crass, and Totally Charming

The cheers and applause that Betty White received during the “Saturday Night Live” cold-open sketch told you everything you needed to know about the momentum White had going into this week. The sketch was one of “SNL’s” fine Lawrence Welk parodies, and White had only a small part in it, but that didn’t matter: After […]


Whitney Houston Jokes

Hello every0ne, the following was received in our email and we would like to share it with our readers: – I found an old black bag full of drugs floating in a bath yesterday. I called an ambulance, but Whitney was dead by the time they arrived. -What’s white, 6 inches long, and won’t be […]


Sylvester Stallone reveals his lost role

Sly Solo? Stallone Admits He Was Considered for ‘Star Wars’ He was a scrappy underdog from Philly who got a shot at the heavyweight title. He was also a Vietnam vet out for justice. He was even a truck driver turned professional arm wrestler. But he missed his chance to be a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking […]


What Were They Thinking?!

Looks like “Desperate Housewives” hottie Eva Longoria is in desperate need of a compact. The 35-year-old TV star — who is currently in the process of divorcing her NBA-playing hubby Tony Parker — suffered a serious makeup malfunction while out and about in Hollywood. Don’t get us wrong; we love Drew Barrymore. We just don’t […]


Homer Simpson Tops Controversial ‘Greatest Characters’ List

Harry Potter may be king of the pop-culture book-sales world, but when it comes to the entire universe of modern-day showbiz characters, nothing beats a Simpson. Homer, to be exact (sorry, Bart). For the most part Entertainment Weekly did a pretty fine job of putting together their list of The 100 Greatest Characters of the […]