No Rest For The Wicked

I get bombed much like Pearl HarborThe price is white right and I’m Bob BarkerThis is your brain on drugsThis is your brain on Jackie OnassisAll you crotch goblins can kiss our assesYes siree Bob like corn on the cobI’m all buttered up ready to hob nobDaddy is a kraut you’re Nazi-occupied FranceI’m gonna rise […]


Rang Dang

Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelingGot your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceilingNow I’m wheeling dealing stealing Johnny’s apple seedsSlapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleedsShowing no mercy step like Solomon GrundyHit ya with a table leg like […]