Great Milenko

(Chorus:) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) (end chorus) (Chorus) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an occult sorcerer of the ancient […]


Redneck Hoe

Rapping to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, that fucking red neck Rapping to this bitch with a red neck A down south bitch with a red-ass neck Bitch, you gotta red neck But you look kinda straight so I’m bout to step Heard you like fucking in pig pens You never […]


House of Mirrors

Ladies and gentlemen, the house of mirrors For just one bet, venture through this wonderful exhibit See yourself in all the weird shapes and sizes You, young man, would you like to go into the house of mirrors Well, okay Have a good time, son And good luck finding your way out Wait a minute, […]


House of Horrors

"Hey there, do ya like excitment?" "Yeah." "Do ya like suspense?" "Uh huh." "Do you like Nel Carter?" "Tst no." "Good, cuz you won’t find her here, this is the house of horrors. And for you it’s absolutely free, step right in." " thanks." "Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough." Hello? It’s […]


Ringmaster's Word

I have a purpose… Take your dill knife, stab me, go, strike my heart…(ha ha, ha ha…ha ha, ha ha ) I have a purpose… Such things can’t exist… I have a purpose… You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them… I have a purpose… Quietly, I will […]


Night of The Axe

Shit, I can’t fucking take this All this fucking pressure, I’m dying Make me go motherfucking crazy I got all these motherfuckers Every where I go They gonna come down on me (Background: Why don’t you get a job, man?) Oh no, here they come, man Stop it, man, stop it, man I can’t fucking […]


Cemetery Girl

"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!" "Tonight, tonight!" "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!" Ya know I cuts pigs up. (repeat 7x) I know I can handle them mugs! She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why’d you die?" I cannot, I-I […]


Down With The Clown

"This one goes out to the ninjas that’s been down since Carnival of Carnage. Naw, fuck that. Since Dog Beats. Naw fuck that, since Basement Cuts, mothafucka!" How long will the juggalos be down wit’ me? How long till they forget me? Check it out, What if I grew another fuckin’ head? And his name […]