Intro

[Music playing in car] [Guys Talking] [Car Crashes] Voice: Welcome Sir! Guy: Where the fuck am I? Wh-Where am I? Voice: It’s not Where you’re at! It’s where you’re going, and you won’t know until you Turn The Crank. Voices: Turn the crank. Turn the Crank. [Music sounds as crank is turned] Guy: umm…. [Trap […]


Interview

"Hello! How ya doin? I’m here with the Insane Clown Posse, ICP. How you guys doin?" "Bblblblblblblbl!!" "Well, uh, ok… I understand that you guys are from Detroit." "Wwaaaaaaaahh!" "Uh, yeah, ok. Why don’t ah- Why don’t you tell us something about the group?" "BURRRRRRP!" "Awright, Awright… Any long term goals?" "Ayayaiyaiyaiyaiyai!" "Sure, yeah, yeah… […]


Cemetery Girl

"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!" "Tonight, tonight!" "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!" Ya know I cuts pigs up. (repeat 7x) I know I can handle them mugs! She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why’d you die?" I cannot, I-I […]


Joker's Wild

[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy! Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray’s #1 game show: The Joker’s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight’s contestants. HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step the fuck up and play […]


Dead Body Man

****Channels changing on a TV**** "This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now! Good evening, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the […]


Riddle Box

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your death! Now let’s see where you’re headed, turn the crank! And experience what’s in store for you, deep within the mighty riddle box!(w/echo) (chorus): He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! Da joke’s on you! (hehe Riddle box!) He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! […]


Chicken Huntin' (Slaughterhouse mix)

Well I’m headed down the southern trail, I’m goin’ Chicken huntin’. Choppin’ red neck chicken necks I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ To the hillbilly, stick my barrel in his eye, boom-shaka, boom-shaka, Hair chunks in the sky. Why? I, never liked chicken pot pie or the chopped chicken on rye. Tell Mr. Billy Bob I’m a […]


Lil' Somethin' Somethin'

"Um, Mr. Jackson, what are you talking about? Well, I’ve heard about those parties, they’re immoral. Mr. Jackson I thought you were a respectable gentleman…" "Now, don’t give me that "respectable gentleman" bullshit you little bitch." "Mr. Jackson!" "Now stop playing dumb you ditsy cunt!" (chorus): Hey, Baby I heard you like to freak. ("Well, […]