Commercial (Young Guns)

ft. Young Guns [Master P]Yo Los, take us to a commercialWhile we stop to get highy’all check out the Young Guns, ya heard me? Check this out..If you have four ounces and you fronted your boy twoand he gave a half to his boyand the police raided the spot then he flushed one and a […]


Pass Me Da Green

This is a ghetto public announcement (weed smokers)Roll your blunts tightAnd light your jointsInhale…slowly exhaleAnd that’s how you get high.(clip from Friday)I know you don’t smoke weed… I know thisBut I’m gonna get you high todayCause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to doPass me da green, I need […]


Return of Da Don

ft. Silkk the Shocker [Silkk does his impersonation of Al Pacino’s "Scarface"]It’s oahkay mayn! Yeh it’s oahkay (it’s oahkay mayn)They don’t wanna see you retire mayn (uh-ahh)Why dey wanna fuck witchu? Why do they wanna fuck witchu?We don’t bother nobody (nobody mayn)We don’t bother nobody (nobody) unless somebody bother usThey wanna bring it now? (They […]


Make Em' Say Uhh!

*dialtone, touch tone buttons being pushed, phone rings twice* No Limit Studios, whassup? Who dis is? Who dis is?Nigga, this Rappin 4-Tay, who is this? Oh dis PP?! *said with disbelief* Yeah dis P!P?! (Yeah) Well if this P lemme hear ya say ungggggggggggh UngnGNGYAHAHgngnnghh *voice cracking*This ain’t no motherfuckin P! Man, hang the phone […]


Captain Kirk

Intro: [Master P] Are you ready to boldly go, where no family has gone before?The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,Captain Kirk, has arrived.Women, if you’re lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame youare lookin’ for. I mean the next generation, ya’ heard me?Are […]