Shorty

It’s certainly true, there’s better things to do and though I don’t know everything I wouldn’t tell you anything if I did. The last time I saw you act like this we were kids. What am I to do? My heart goes out to you. Over reacting, over again … just between friends. What am […]


Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)

The po-lice in New York City They chased a boy right through the park And in a case of mistaken identity The put a bullet through his heart Heart breakers with your forty four I wanna tear your world apart You heart breaker with your forty four I wanna tear your world a part A […]


Jesus Saves

You go to the church, you kiss the crossYou will be saved at any costYou have your own realityChristianityYou spend your life just kissing assA trait that’s grown as time has passedYou think the world will end todayYou praise the Lord, it’s all you say Jesus saves, listen to you prayYou think you’ll see the […]


Seven Seas Of Rhye

Fear me you lord and lady preachers, I descend upon your earth from the skiesI command your very souls you unbelievers, Bring before me what is mine the seven seas of Rhye Can you hear me you peers and privy councillorsI stand before you naked to the eyes I will destroy any man who dares […]


Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)

Things don’t look to good to meI feel I’m out of luckAnd all because of swollen glandsAnd just one stupid fuckThis wacko came from alabama andThat’s not where it’s atAnd now your jock’s been chasing me roundWith a great big baseball batDon’t kick my assDon’t kick my assDon’t kick my ass with a baseball bat […]


It Happens Every Time

Can you hear the music playing?Can you feel the rhythm swaying?This is the sound of dreams come trueAnd I can promise you thatYou are the one and onlyAnd I’m the lost and lonelyWe are the perfect dream come trueAnd I can promise you thatI hear a silly love song in my heart It happens every […]


Say "Ten"

she’s not eatin’ bacon, noteatin’ sausage,and she won’t eat eggs,not eatin’ chickennot eatin’ turkey, shewon’t have a steak,but i just can’t help feelin’sorryfor this poor little lettuce headyou know, i can’t stop cryin’ cause iknow this broccoli’s dead vegetarian? i’m not a vegetarian,vegetarian…she’s a poor little cow, little sheep,little fishhow can I sleep? when carrots […]


Divebomb Djingle

It is a waterproof, windproof, I love youI’m-on-the-roof-kind-of-a-day, day We’re in the grillroom with the groundworkYou stain your skirt, skirt, I like your hairdo, I hate your way Yes, that’s the price you pay, yes, that’s the price you payYes, that’s the price you pay, yes, that’s the price you pay I’m just a shipboy, […]