Psycho Therapy

Psycho Therapy Psycho Therapy Psycho Therapy That’s what they wanna give me Psycho Therapy Psycho Therapy Psycho Therapy All they wanna give me I am a teenage schizoid The one your parent despise Psycho Therapy Now I got glowing eyes I am a teenage schizoid Pranks and muggings are fun Psycho Therapy Gonna kill someone […]


Everytime I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of Yo

She was a really good friend, a really good friend to me, yeah She was a really good friend, a really good friend to me, yeah But they took her away Tossed her in the bin Now she’s hanging out in East Berlin, ow-ooo She had a very bad affair with some cat from Hiroshima […]


Hair Of The Dog

When I woke up this morning from the night before My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore Nothing I tried would satisfy Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry What’s so wrong, hair of the dog, yeah There’s nothing wrong, hair of the dog, yeah What’s so wrong, hair of the dog, yeah […]


Freak Of Nature

Freak Freak Freak Freak I need psychiatric therapy I could use a lobotomy Guess I’ll never learn Suppose I’ll always be a worm Freak of nature Freak of nature Freak of nature Freak of nature Got a ten inch erection A pimply complexion Man I got problems, I’ll bet you heard I’m completely misunderstood Fa […]


Commando

They do their best, they do what they can They get them ready for Viet Nam From old Hanoi to East Berlin Commando – involved again First rule is: The laws of Germany Second rule is: Be nice to mommy Third rule is: Don’t talk to commies Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis


Surfin' Safari

Let’s go surfin’ now Everybody’s learning how Come on and safari with me Early in the morning we’ll be startin’ out Some honeys will be coming along We’re loading up our Woody With our boards inside And headin’ out singing our song Come on baby wait and see Yes I’m gonna take you surfin’ with […]


Surf City

I baught a ’34 wagon and I call it a Woody Surf City here we come You know its not very cherry, it’s an oldie but a goodie Surf City here we come Well it ain’t got a back seat ot a rear window But it still gets me where I want to go. Yeah […]