This is a ghetto public announcement (weed smokers)Roll your blunts tightAnd light your jointsInhale…slowly exhaleAnd that’s how you get high.(clip from Friday)I know you don’t smoke weed… I know thisBut I’m gonna get you high todayCause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to doPass me da green, I need […]

*dialtone, touch tone buttons being pushed, phone rings twice* No Limit Studios, whassup? Who dis is? Who dis is?Nigga, this Rappin 4-Tay, who is this? Oh dis PP?! *said with disbelief* Yeah dis P!P?! (Yeah) Well if this P lemme hear ya say ungggggggggggh UngnGNGYAHAHgngnnghh *voice cracking*This ain’t no motherfuckin P! Man, hang the phone […]

-Master P- (talking) Yo, Boo, uh, I know I ain’t never told you this before but, uh, I was justtrying to get my hustle on. But you know what? I just need y

Intro: [Master P] Are you ready to boldly go, where no family has gone before?The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,Captain Kirk, has arrived.Women, if you’re lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame youare lookin’ for. I mean the next generation, ya’ heard me?Are […]