Reckless Abandon

On and on, reckless abandonSomething’s wrongThis is gonna shock themNothing to hold on toWe’ll use this songTo lead you on I learned a lot todayNot sure if I’ll get laid andNot sure if I’ll fail or passKissed every girl in classEverybody would waste it allTo have a summer they could callA memory that’s full of […]


Dumpweed

It’s understood, I said it many waysToo scared to run, I’m too scared to stayI said I’d leave, but I could never leave herAnd if I did, you know I’d never cheat herBut this I ask, its what I want to knowHow would you feel if I should choose to goAnother guy, you think it […]


Dude Ranch

Yeah my girlfriendtakes me home when I’m too drunk to driveAnd she doesn’t get all jealouswhen I hang out with the guysShe laughs at my dumb jokes when no one doesShe brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just becauseyeah just because And my girlfriendLikes UL and DHCAnd she’s so smart and independentI don’t think she […]


I Want To Fuck A Dog In The Ass (Bonus Track 15 On

I want to fuck a dog in the asshe wants to fuck a dog in the assI want to fuck a dogthat’s right kids i tried to fuck your mom in the asstried to fuck your dad in the asscould only find a dog…..in his ass we wanna fuck a dog in the asswe wanna […]


Man Overboard

So sorry it’s overSo sorry it’s over There’s so much more than I wanted andThere’s so much more than I needed andTime keeps moving on and on and onSoon we’ll all be gone Spent some time to talk this overYou’re out of line and rarely soberWe can’t depend on your excusesCause in the end it’s […]


Dick Lips

Please momyou ground me all the timeI know that I was right all alongAnd I’m hopingRemember I’m a kidI know not what I did just havin’ funcouldn’t waitfor something newand yesterdayI thought of youIt left me to think as if I couldn’t walk awayit’s too lateI fell throughNothing to losea boy who went out when […]


Don't Leave Me (Live)

Don’t leave me all aloneJust drop me off at homeI’ll be fine, its not the firstJust like last night, but a little worse She said that I’m not the one that she thinks about andShe said it stopped being fun, I just bring her downI said "Don’t let your future be destroyed by my past"She […]


Aliens Exist

Hey mom there’s something in the backroomI hope its not the creatures from aboveYou used to read me storiesAs if my dreams were boringWe all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were realI’d leave my closet door open all nightI know the CIA would sayWhat you hear is all hearsayI wish […]