Oh help me, please doctor, I’m damaged There’s a pain where there once was a heart It’s sleepin, it’s a beatin’ Can’t ya please tear it out, and preserve it Right there in that jar? Oh help me, please mama, I’m sick’ning It’s today that’s the day of the plunge Oh the gal I’m to […]

There’s a tramp sittin’ on my doorstep Tryin’ to waste his time With his methylated sandwich He’s a walking clothesline And here comes the bishop’s daughter On the other side She looks a trifle jealous She’s been an outcast all her life Me, I’m waiting so patiently Lying on the floor I’m just trying to […]