Old Man

Old man sleepin’ the hot day away,while he dreams a thousand yesterdays.‘Cause he’s had so many come his way.All he cares about is somewhere to lay his head tomorrow. Old man sits and thinks about his home.Doesn’t matter ’cause he’s all alone.What he’d give to get back on his own.Curses his body ’cause it’s old […]


Live Intro By Ross Mitchell

SO NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS STAR TIME; ARE YOU READY FOR STAR TIME? IT’S A STUNNING AND PERSUASIVE PLEASURE, TO PRESENT TO YOU NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL KNORN…. THAT LIL’ OL’ BAND FROM TEXAS, THE ZZ TOPS [SIC!]


2000 Blues

A hundred thousand dollarswouldn’t touch the price I paidof the hundred thousand momentsof the times I wish I’d stayed.But even if I had all the time and money,it’s still the same old news.Nothin’ does you any goodwhen you got 2000 blues. Ten thousand cloudson a rainy rainy daycouldn’t wash awayall the dust and the haze.But […]


Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings

Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,to see if you were at home.Your shade was down, there wasn’t even a soundbut something told me you weren’t alone.What in the world can a nasty dog dobut try to get next to you? Don’t laugh ’cause it ain’t funny.Look how it happened to me.It could happen […]


Decision or Collision

She’s so fine, makes me lose my mind,I wish to apply my manhood.I’ll be glad to go to her pad andMaybe the whole band could. I got to make a decisionTo avoid a collision. She’s so tuff, my knee’s a little roughFrom crawlin’ on across her floor.If she’d place an order I’d drink her bath […]


Ninja Shack

CRACKIN’ WOOD IT FEELS SO GOODCHOP IT BACK WITH TH’ EDGE OF MY HANDTHE KING IS CHUNG MY AXE HAVE SWUNGI’M GONNA BE YOUR MANWHACK ATTACH, INTO SAWDUSTBREAKIN’ 2 X 4IT’S A FACT, I GOT THE BLACK BELT, TAI KWAN DONINJA SHACK, NINJA SHACK, GONNA DO TH’ HANG,GONNA DO TH’ HANG THANGNINJA JACK, GONNA KICK […]


Heaven, Hell, or Houston

Hello darling.Surprised?Yes, it’s me again.I have just returned from the island of Chandelier.What am I doing in town?Well, I’m glad you asked.I’m just passing through in search of the ever elusive Thunderbird. I got a job as a public relations man.Passing out handbills on Austin Street.Merely an effort to improve my financial situation,And ward off […]


Brown Sugar

My friends, they all told me,Man, there’s something gonna change your life.My friends, they all told me,Man, there’s something gonna change your life.Gotta have that brown sugar.Man it’s just gonna change my life.Man, I gotta have that brown sugar.Man, it’s just gonna make me feel so right. There’s something make me feel good,and it’s gonna […]