Floyd The Barber

Bell on door ring; ‘come on in’ (Alt: Hello Cobain – come on in)Floyd observes my hairy chinSit down in [the] chair, don’t be afraidSteamed hot towel on my faceI was shavedI was shamedI was shamedBarney ties me to the chairI can’t see, I’m really scaredFloyd breathes hard, I hear the zipPee-Pee pressed against my […]


Pennyroyal Tea

I’m on my time with everyoneI have very bad postureSit and drink Pennyroyal TeaDistill the life that’s inside of meSit and drink Pennyroyal teaI’m anemic royaltyGive me a Leonard Cohen afterworldSo I can sigh enternallyI’m so tired I can’t sleepI’m a liar and a thief Sit and drink pennyroyal TeaI’m anemic royaltyI’m on warm milk […]


Mexican Seafood

Oh, it’s your face, it isn’t eventrue the jaws and claimsyou entertain and chew the fungus moldis my intractionoh, it’s only a, it is infection.Only her tonight, until I payOnly her tonight, I fell asleepOh, coming from, the diarrheaOh, her tired formI come in peace and live a dirty bookon the cloudy class, fender burn, […]


Sliver

Mom and dad went to a showThey dropped me off at Grandpa Joe’sI kicked and screamed, said please, don’t goGrandma take me home (x8)Had to eat my dinner thereMashed potatos and stuff like thatI couldn’t chew my meat too goodNever take me home (x8) (Alt: Grandma take me home (x8))She said, well, don’t you start […]


About A Girl

Verse1 I need an easy friend, I do with an ear to lendI do, think you fit this shoe, I do hope you have a clue Chorus I’ll take advantage while, you hang me out to dryoh I can’t see you every night – (for) freeI do, I do…. Verse2 I’m standing in your line, […]


Lithium

I’m so happy. Cause today I found my friends. They’re in my head. I’m so ugly. But that’s ok. ‘Cause so are you. We’ve broke our mirrors. Sunday morning. Is everyday for all I care. And I’m not scared. Light my candlrs. In a daze cause I’ve found god. Yeah [x bunch of times] I’m […]


Swap Meet

(x3)They lead a lifetime that is comfortableThey travel far to keep their stomachs fullThey make their living off of arts and craftsThe kind with seashells, driftwood and burlapThey make a deal when they come to townThe Sunday swap meet is a battle groundShe loves him more than he will ever knowHe loves her more than […]


Mr. Moustache

Fill me in on your new visionWake me up with indecisionHelp me trust your mighty wisdomYes I eat cow – I am not proud.Show me how you question, questionLead the way to my temptationsTake my hand and give it cleaningYes I eat cow – I am not proud.Is he in an easychair? (Alt: Easy in […]