Directed by: Peter Bogdanovich Written by: Matthew Weiner “From now on, anytime somebody steps in a pile of shit – it’s gonna be called a ‘Blundetto Struggling with two huge laundry bags, Tony Blundetto sets his foot on the back of his Kim’s Southside Laundry truck. Just as he’s about to heave in the bags, [...]
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Directed by: Allen Coulter Written by: Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess “Everybody knows you been the biggest fuckin’ cooze hound around the last four or five years. Your mid-life crisis. You’d fuck a catcher’s mitt.” Adriana and Agent Sanseverino are taking one of their clandestine car rides when Adriana mentions that Tony has been spending [...]
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Directed by: John Patterson Written by: David Chase and Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess “All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects ever facet of every other fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone [...]
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Directed by: Mike Figgis Written by: Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess “Our bodies are 86 percent water. His last blood test he was 65 percent zeppola.” At a warehouse on the Hackensack River, Vincent “Vinny Pitts” Pitsaturo and Terry Doria are getting restless. They’ve been waiting for Johnny Sack’s guys to deliver a shipment of [...]
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Directed by: Allen Coulter Written by: Matthew Weiner and David Chase “I told you many times, Anthony, you were special. You had smarts, personality, leadership potential. All the prerequisites to lead young men onto the field of sport.” Tony and his goomara, Valentina have just finished having sex when she heads for the kitchen to [...]
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Directed by: Rodrigo Garcia Written by: Toni Kalem “They go around complimenting you on your new shoes, tell you you’re not going bald. Do you think they really care? You’re the boss. They’re scared of you. They have to kiss your ass and laugh at your stupid jokes.” The burgeoning turf battle between Johnny Sack [...]
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Season 5 Season 5, Episode 1: Two Tonys Original Air Date—7 March 2004 Some of the old guard return from prison and want to get back in the action. Chris and Paulie are at each other’s throats over matters of money and respect, and Tony decides to tell Dr. Melfi what’s really on his mind. [...]
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Directed by: John Patterson Written by: Michael Imperioli “When I first got out of the joint I thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts.” Little Carmine is squiring Angelo Garepe and Jerry Basile, a New York made man, around his posh new home. “The house sang out to us of both Miami and Taormina, where we [...]
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Directed by: John Patterson Written by: David Chase and Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess “All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects ever facet of every other fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone [...]
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Directed by: Alan Taylor Written by: Matthew Weiner “What kind of person does that? It’s like Judas or something. Eating that last supper with Jesus and the whole time he knows they’re gonna crucify him. I mean, at least Judas didn’t go into any apostle protection program. He hung himself. He knew what he did.” [...]
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